I have seen this before but got a chuckle out of it. Thought I would share - mainly because although it is funny it is sometimes so very true.

When it says: This is what it REALLY means:

MUCH POTENTIAL: Steer clear unless you have a lot of money!

UNIQUE CITY HOME: Used to be a warehouse

CONTEMPORARY: Lots if steel shelves with little holes like the kind you dad used to store tools on.

ONE-OF-A-KIND: Ugly as sin

UNIQUE: Really freakin' weird

UPPER BRACKET: If you have to ask...

YOU'LL LOVE IT: No you won't

MUST SEE TO BELIEVE: An absolutely accurate statement

SPACIOUS: Average

CHARMING: Small

COZY: Very Small

WALK TO STORES: Nowhere to park your car

BRIGHT AND SUNNY: Drapes and blinds not included

SPRAWLING RANCH: Floor plan sucks

SECLUDED SETTING: Just try and find it

EXECUTIVE NEIGHBORHOOD: Taxes are really high

UNAFFECTED CHARM: Needs painting

STARTER HOME: Run Down

NATURAL SETTING: Deer will eat your plants and bushes

PARK LIKE SETTING: T here's a tree in the yard

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE: Can't think of anything more to say

Today's Best Available Rates in Utah

• 30 Year Fixed Conventional - 4.00% but with higher closing costs you can get 3.875%
• 30 Year Fixed FHA/VA - 3.75% with higher closing costs. 3.875% with no origination fee
• 15 Year Fixed - 3.375%

The Best Available Rates are generally for those borrowers with excellent credit (740 plus) and 80% loan to home value. Mortgage insurance applies to conventional loans over 80% loan to home value and for all FHA loans.

For More Info on what market factors affect interest rates, check out my Mortgage Commentary.
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